March 2012
pepsi-clear replied to your post: haha this lady put the Orb up to her face and she…
I need the orb
The Orb Will Set Us Free
haha this lady put the Orb up to her face and she really quickly began frowning and looking frightened and like thats the shot youre using in your infomercial
im watching an infomercial on silent and these women are putting a glowing orb up to their head thats the product and thats it im leaving my body
the myth of the “people person”
shhhhh do you hear that
its the sound of me not wanting to go to lunch with my dad
its like 46 degrees out and i have the fan up to the window and like the heater isnt on or anything and its SO COLD but im pretending im in ice worlds ok
why do people want to be skinny do you realize how cold my hands are right now like theres no way theyre made up of tissue that isnt dead
i sort of really dont like dolphin captivity but im totally going to contribute to it in a few weeks by paying for a mexican swimming with dolphins thing and im actually sort of torn up about it but like come on
idiotfag asked: pees ur blog
also remember when i downloaded a TON of biology textbooks and havent looked at a single one yet and idk
i like pretending i love to learn but i probably just mostly like talking about food on the internet
janesexual replied to your post: janesexual replied to your post: guess who gonna…
omg japanese i learned a little bit from rosetta stone or somethin gidk idk it’s hard language is hard we’re too old
i want my baby brain back!!!!!!!!
wanna fill it up
janesexual replied to your post: guess who gonna be learnin spanish for probably…
TU VAS A APRENDER ESPANOL
i took spanish for three years so i guess i know a lil like i understood that except i didnt know aprender meant learn i just had to assume but
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remember when i tried learning japanese for like a week and all i remember is that tabete meant to eat or something idk how they...
guess who gonna be learnin spanish for probably the next couple days before gettin bored of it
wow is not speaking multiple languages useless or what
whos wants to go see if theres cops at my house right now because like im not going out there
ok this is really big bUT its really cool pilot whales live in really complex weird pods and its really cool
“Both species live in groups of 10-30 but some groups may number 100 or more. Data suggests that the social structures of pilot whale pods are similar to those of “resident” killer whales. The pods are highly stable and the members have...
idiotfag:
have u ever done a thing
NO
this load of laundry is the actual first thing ive done in weeks and its taking its toll
im getting really emotional because birds and i have to get lunch with my dad tomorrow and i dont want to i havent done anything alone with him in a long time like i dont relate to him anymore so its like having lunch with anyone else and i dont like that
teenagers are having sex in my house right now but im the one eating frosted toast crunch sooo……
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can we just agree the drums are the worst band ok cool
guitars are only fun when youre doing this
cemerie:
today i saw a squirrel with an entire slice of pizza in its mouth
this is the closest white people come to feeling gods presence
does your dad also sing to your dogs like all the time
February 2012
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you know when you clean 2 bags of trash out of your room and it only amounts to the stuff on or immediately around your bed whops
euroboyfriend asked: that big number is scary im scared of it
sometimes you go looking for pills and find chex mix instead and realize thats all you were looking for after all
haha did you know north american pigeons all came from domesticated pigeons that got introduced and idk i think its cool and funny i didnt knOW
not just north american like almost all of them like they were domesticated from this one called the rock pigeon which is still technically the same species but like it just lives in mountains and cliffy areas so im pretty sure all the city pigeons came...
some day we’ll have a president whose first exposure to pornography was hentai
my jaws been hurting a lot and its getting worse so im eating these breadsticks as fast as i can before it locks up
